I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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