i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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