if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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