I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
