Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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