Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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