Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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