i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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