This is not my ceiling
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm at about main and main street
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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