We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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