I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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