I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ugly people sure do ruin things
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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