Buhtt sex?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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