I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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