everyone is single if you try hard enough
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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