so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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