Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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