Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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