rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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