my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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