2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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