"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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