omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Damn victory sex feels great
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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