Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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