Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just pee around me
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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