Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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