So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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