So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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