sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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