Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My vagina is very pro this idea
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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