I faked an abortion last night.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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