Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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