Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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