I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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