these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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