Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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