I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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