...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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