so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
