You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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