Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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