How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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