In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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