This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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