halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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