I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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