New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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