I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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