Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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