My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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