Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
not ubering you a puppy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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