Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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